Lucy Pevensie: It's so still.
Trumpkin: They're trees. What do you expect?
Lucy Pevensie: They used to dance.

I can't believe it. You and Dad get paid to write about plants, and you hate dirt.

Coraline Jones

Are you ready for that? Checking into a Las Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud on a head full of acid? I sure hope so.

Dr. Gonzo

Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the most spectacular show on earth!

Older Jacob

Roger Corwin: You're very good. With your hands. I could use someone like you on my staff.
Alex: Thanks for the offer but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.

We prepared for everything. Not for this. Not for something this size. There's no plan.

John McLoughlin

[referring to the Hitchhiker] I think we just picked up Dracula.


Who never says anything even though he never stops talking.

Todd Hayes

Marisa: Look, you have to listen to me, I know you're used to getting your way.
Christopher: Yeah, until I met you.
Marisa: There's millions of women who are just dying for you to look their way.
Christopher: [Laughing] Yeah? Then why are you making me work so hard?

Principal Harbert: People, June is just around the corner, let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas?
Shaun: Toni Morrison, she's in town that same weekend for a book signing. She's won the Nobel Prize.
Principal Harbert: Interesting... Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin who was friends with Britney spears?

I'm not much on rear window ethics.


Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I'm gonna kick you 'til you're dead!


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