Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on!
Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up with me in!

Four times... it means something, David.

Julie

One in every three black males is in some phase of the correctional system. Is that a coincidence or do these people have, you know, like a racial commitment to crime?

Derek Vinyard

Yuri Andreiivich, you've changed. Larisa - remarkably the same.

Komarovski

That was too close.

Lando Calrissian

Derek, what are you trying to prove?

Murray

Sarah: Alfred I can't live like this!
Alfred Borden: Well, what do you want from me?
Sarah: I want... I want you to be honest with me. No tricks, no lies, no secrets.
[pause]
Sarah: Do you... do you love me?
Alfred Borden: Not today. No.

Papshmir: My people are very upset.
Muriel Dillon: They're always upset. They're Arab terrorists.

Lester Bangs: Yeah, great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love... and let's face it, you got a big head start.
William Miller: I'm glad you were home.
Lester Bangs: I'm always home. I'm uncool.
William Miller: Me too!

You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that.

Randal Graves

It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.

Corky St. Clair

Willie: There are two dead people in here!
Indiana Jones: There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!

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