Now I want you to take a step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of bullshit you're trying to pull here, but Asian Jack is my territory and if you're thinking otherwise, you've better to think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head out there and I will bring a Godly fucking fire upon you! I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

Les Grossman

Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.

Colonel Sandurz

Emma (getting into cab): Take me to Adam's house.
Cab Driver: Where's that?
Emma: Where Adam lives.

James Bond: Wait... three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel.
Bartender: Yes, sir.

The Joker: Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened?
Gamble: So what are you proposing?
The Joker: It's simple: Kill the Batman.

Do you even know how to drive an automatic?

Dave the Bear

Get on the wire, tell them how to bring those sons of bitches down.

Gen. Gray

Michael Newman: [reading off letter] Like I Said, "Good Guys Need A Break". I know you'll do the right thing this time. Love Morty. P.S. Your Wife's Rockin' Body Still Drives Me Crazy.
Michael Newman: Okay, Morty.
[Throws the universal remote into the bin]

[in Korean] Prepare to suck the cock of karma!

Ken

You can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.

Mike McDermott

You don't need a patch on your arm to have honor.

Kaffee

Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man, we find his... nucleus.

Nacho

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