Trent: Oh Mikey you don't want all that "Pirates Of The Caribbean" horseshit, or the "Rock and Roll Grunge Tip". Guys like you and me gotta kick it here, old school.
Mike: Oh this is definitely 'old school'. This place is dead.

Your boy is really tripping.

Liyah

Alex: You are really good out there.
B. Rabbit: Where? In line at the lunch truck?

Harry Stamper: How long've you worked for me?
A.J.: Five - wonderful - years.
Harry Stamper: In five years you have never apologized to me this quickly. Something's going on here, I'm gonna find out what it is.

Just keep it still back there lady or we're going to have to, you know, shoot you.

Carl Showalter

Henry! What a disagreeable surprise.

Mrs. Higgins

Teddy KGB: I bet it all.
Mike McDermott: [laughs] You're right Teddy, the ace didn't help. I flopped a nut straight.

It's all Obi-Wan's fault. He's jealous. He's holding me back.

Anakin

[about her husband] He cannot trust anybody anymore.

Kay Amin

Toast: What do you suppose he's gonna do?
Imperator Furiosa: Retaliate first.

Are you ready for that? Checking into a Las Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud on a head full of acid? I sure hope so.

Dr. Gonzo

Stella Baines: He's a very strange young man.
Sam Baines: He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. Parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine, if you ever have a kid that acts that way I'll disown you.

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