So I married Bob, for you! I had sex with Bob four times for you! So how can you call me a bad mother?


There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi!

Miss Piggy

Dr. Claire Lewicki: Tell me what you love so much about racing.
Cole Trickle: Speed. To be able to control it. To know that I can control something that's out of control.

Hal: There's Rosemary.
Mauricio: Where?
Hal: Right there!
Mauricio: Is she behind the Rhino?

Whitney: Oh, don't play dumb. We're better at it then you.
Courtney: You were having cheer-sex with him!

I'm the only one who can walk on both worlds. I'm Ghost Rider

Johnny Blaze

Mayor Vaughn: I don't think either of one you are familiar with our problems.
Hooper: I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS!

Tardy slip for you, Miss Parker. And one for you, McFly. I believe that makes four in a row. Now let me give you a nickel's worth of free advice, young man. This so-called Dr. Brown is dangerous, he's a real nutcase. You hang around with him, you're gonna end up in big trouble.

Mr. Strickland

Mother Paula's is going to be a shining example of my six-point economic development plan, bringing to Coconut Cove over *twelve* new jobs!


James Bond: You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you?
Kara Milovy: Oh, James!

Loki: The last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do that next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.

Okay, I'm leaving now, go smoke some pot or something. I'll be there soon.

Elle Driver

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