Laurie Juspeczyk: Jon thinks that there's gonna be a nuclear war.
Rorschach: What if that's why someone wants us out of the way? So we can't do anything to stop it?
[outraged] Shit doesn't just disappear!Tim Dingman
Sorry, we don't serve liars here. Can I get you a cup of bullshit for the road?Josie
Lewis Rothschild: Can I just state very clearly I can't be part of anything illegal.
A.J.: Good for you, Lewis.
Lewis Rothschild: You can say what you want. It's always the guy in my job that ends up doing 18 months in Danbury minimum security prison.
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: What are your intentions?
Egor Korshunov: What arrogance... to think you could ever understand my intentions!
Dirty night.Norman Bates
Randy: [Frank and Charlie have arrived unexpected at Frank's brother's house for Thanksgiving. Randy opens the door and changes from having a smile to having a frown on his face when he sees Frank] Yes?
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Yes! Who is this?
Randy: It's Randy.
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Randy? You new?
Randy: I'm your nephew.
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Hah! Here I am. Your sister's been hoarding me long enough thought it's time to spread the riches around.
Gail: [Comes around the door] Uncle Frank.
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Gloria.
Gail: [upset at having to correct him] Gail.
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Of course.
[enters into the house]
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Say "hello" to the potluck party from New York City. Good ol' Uncle Frank and this here with him is Charlie Simms, star halfback of the Baird School football team. They not only beat Exeter and Grotin this year, but Aquinas High School too.
You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?Fat Bastard
[twists his opponent's balls] TWISTER!
Thank you. I don't know what I would have done if I had remained on those hot coals, burning my pretty flesh.Shelly
Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?Puss-in-Boots
[to Spock] Are you out of your Vulcan mind?McCoy
Paul the Barber: Okay, I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony... All I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?