Ben: So let's start the interrogation.
Molly: No, no, it's not like that.
Ian: [finishes his drink and hands it to Ben] Here, for the urine test.
Ben: Aw, really? I wish you would have told me I just wizzed in your bushes.

Better dead here than deader in the Core. Ye gods, whatta meesa sayin'?

Jar Jar Binks

Bill Sullivan: You understand that whatever we discuss here doesn't leave this room?
Edward Wilson: Of course.
Bill Sullivan: The president has asked me to look into creating a foreign intelligence agency.

Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

[from trailer] I don't know if I can be with him the way he needs me to.

Anastasia Steele

Mowgli: [angry] You told me a lie, Kaa. You said I could trust you!
Kaa: It's like YOU said

Lawrence Wetherhold: Why would you have a baby with me?
Janet Hartigan: Because you don't know how to properly use a condom.
Lawrence Wetherhold: Point taken.

Tobin Frost: Remember rule number one: you are responsible for your house guest. I'm your house guest.

Dottie: Pee-wee, how are you ever going to pay a reward like that?
Pee-wee: It's simple. Whoever returns the bike is obviously the person who stole it. So they don't deserve any reward!

You should be reading stories about bears that go shopping!

Detective John Kimble

This world's a treasure, but it's been telling us to leave for a while now.


[Shep Proudfoot bursts in and knocks Carl out of bed while he was having sex with hooker] Shep, what the fuck ya doin'? I'm banging that girl!

Carl Showalter

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