Princess Vespa: So, where are you from?
Lone Starr: Who knows?
Princess Vespa: You don't know where you're from?
Lone Starr: Not really. I was left on the doorstep of a monastery.
Princess Vespa: A monastery? Where?
Lone Starr: Somewhere in the Ford Galaxy.
Lisbeth Salander: I've taken care of myself since I was ten.
Nils Bjurman: The state has taken care of you.
Behold the quintessential Devil in these mattersKlingon Ambassador
Cop663: [to new bar of soap] You mustn't let yourself go. You've gained weight so fast. She may have gone but life goes on. You must stop indulging yourself.
Cop663: [to new towel] You're a real disappointment to me. You've changed so much. You can't just switch personality like this. Her walking out is no excuse.
Cop663: [as it drips] It was such a relief when I saw it crying. It may look different, but it's still true to itself. It's still an emotionally charged towel.
Worm: She's really got him by the balls.
Petra: That's not so bad, is it?
Worm: It depends on the grip!
I'm asking him if he thinks he's in for a hard winter...Mr. Fox
What are you, people? On dope?Mr. Hand
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.
Doc: Marty, you're going to have to do something about those clothes. You walk around town dressed like that, you're liable to get shot.
Marty McFly: Or hanged.
Doc: What idiot dressed you in that outfit?
Marty McFly: You did.
I can give you pieces but not the whole Humpty Dumpty.Dr. Samson
[1955 Doc is watching a video of 1985 Doc]
Dr. Emmett Brown: What on Earth's this thing I'm wearing?
Marty McFly: Ah, this, this is a radiation suit.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Radiation suit? Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.Dr. Evil