Crying Drunk Girl: Thush bezt tea weveram sisu gizem chext ear!
[subtitled translation: This is the best party ever! I'm so gonna miss you guys next year!]
[she trows her arms around them and stumbles off]
Preston: There's one at every party.
Denise: Kind of makes you never want to drink, huh?

[during her "No Penis Intended" comedy routine after the nominations] Yes, I suppose I'll forgive him... in HELL! HA HA HA HA!

Callie Webb

Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: I don't know what you want, but I know I can get it for you, with only the minimum of fuss!
[he starts to move away, but Catwoman captures him with her whip and pulls him close]
Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: Money, jewels, a VERY big ball of string
Catwoman: Your blood, Max!
Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: My blood, I gave, at the office
Catwoman: A half pint... I'm talking gallons
Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: Let's make a deal, other than my blood. What can I do for you?
Catwoman: Sorry, Max, a die for a die!

Sorry about your crew, but as we say on Earth, c'est la vie.

Kirk

Justice: Hi, I'm Justice.
Jay: And I'm so fucking yours.

Man on Porch: Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?
George Bailey: You want me to kiss her, huh?
Man on Porch: Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people.

Working for a living? I gave my life for this country and what's it done for me? Huh? What's it done for me?

Rodney Baze Jr.

Agent Frank Burton: Listen to me Nathan, were going to find you.
Nathan: Not if I find you first!

Your national security advisor has just been executed. He's a very good negotiator. He bought you another half hour.

Egor Korshunov

Ryan Shoos: Fuck this, I'm going, this is bullshit, it's not real, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie!
Cassidy Spilker: What are you doing?
Reese Houser: Don't say his name!

If Voldemort's really taken over the Ministry, none of the old places are safe.

Hermione Granger

Great. Let's go kill ourselves a witch!

China Girl

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