Roy O'Bannon: Yes, John, I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?
Roy: I'm guessing by your hasty retreat, that you're still 20th in line for the throne.
Lord Rathbone: [irritated] 10th!
Timing is everything in life.Morty
You're a good husband Alan. You remind me of me.Charlie Fineman
The arrogance of man is thinking that nature is in our control and not the other way around.Dr. Ishiro Serizawa
Magnus Buchan: [heavy Scottish brogue] Why dincha just piss off, Fischer? Ya dotty wee skid mark!
Max Fischer: Is that Latin?
We've got to go back. I know were Luke is.Princess Leia
Sweet Joesph, my son's a fairy.Vance Wilder, Sr.
Dr. Evil: All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism. Close the tank!
Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!
Dr. Evil: No no no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?
Scott Evil: I have a gun, in my room, you give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, BOOM, I'll blow their brains out!
Dr. Evil: Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You don't.
Incoming reports show this year's Purge has been the most succesful to date, with the most murders committed.Newscaster
Dude, am I ugly?Klitz
We'll see who's powerless now!Captain