Patches O'Houlihan: If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!

You know, I never told you this, but they based a movie on my family. Seriously. Titanic. They changed it a little. There's not boat, nothing sank. But I did pose naked for a portrait once.


I had to pee, so I did the pullover thing, but I think I dribbled.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel

Judd Altman: I'm gonna have to forgive her for the sake of that kid, aren't I?
Phillip Altman: Well, I'm no expert... but I think you're gonna have to make much larger sacrifices down the road.

Amos Calloway: Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term "involuntary servitude"?
Karl: No.
Amos Calloway: "Unconscionable contract"?
Karl: Uh, nope.
Amos Calloway: Great!

Terry Leather: So, you're getting married tomorrow Ingrid?
Ingrid Burton: I hope so.
Terry Leather: Go on, get off home, go make yourself more beautiful than you already are... if that's possible.

William H. Bonney: Murphy's taking inventory in Tunstall's store right now and you're saying that means nothing to you?
Chavez: It means nothing to me? Murphy and his politicians have taken more blood from me than they ever will from you.

Jack Ryan: You gotta admit, this is a great boat, even if it is called the Allison.
Nancy Hayes: Wait til you see the one they name after me.

Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?


If the Earth dies, you die. If you die, the Earth survives.


Helena Ayala: My husband was working on something called "the project for the children." Were you aware of this?
Juan Obregón: I don't know. Perhaps I remember something...

You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody,

Henry Hill

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