Time. Yeah. Now that's what I'm talking about. Yeah! I like it like this. These two crews right here is what I call bad. I'm talking bad as in utter bad. But it's up to you to decide which crew walks away with this here $600 in the hat.

Mr. Rad

Beaumont: What's goin' on?
Seaman Jones: Russian captains sometime turn suddenly to see if anyone's behind them. We call it "Crazy Ivan." The only thing you can do is go dead. Shut everything down and make like a hole in the water.
Beaumont: So what's the catch?
Seaman Jones: The catch is, a boat this big doesn't exactly stop on a dime... and if we're too close, we'll drift right into the back of him.

Rosemary Woodhouse: What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!
Roman Castevet: He has his father's eyes.
Rosemary Woodhouse: What do you mean? Guy's eyes are normal!

Welcome to Collinwood. You'll have to imagine us on a better day.

Roger Collins

[looking down the canyon] It's just a straight plummet to certain death.

Horton

Now our masterpiece will never happen because we won't be fueled by Satan!

JB

Max Fischer: What was your major?
Rosemary Cross: I didn't have a major, but my thesis was on Latin American economic policy.
Max Fischer: Oh, that's interesting. Did you hear that they're not going to teach Latin anymore?
Rosemary Cross: This was more like Central America.

I want my dog back!

Erica

The aliens went back to their dying home. Only a few were chosen to stay.

Jake Sully

Theo: Isn't this based on the Gates of Hell, by Rodin?
Eleanor "Nell" Vance: Well, It's not just hell. You see these children are reaching up for heaven, but their souls are still trapped in purgatory. And these are the demons, who can stay with their souls for as long as they want.
Theo: Did you study art?
Eleanor "Nell" Vance: No, I studied purgatory, I was there once for eleven years.

I'll speak slow, so those of you with Ph.D.'s in the room can understand.

Doug Carlin

Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.

Austin

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