I'm walking here! I'm walking here!

Ratso Rizzo

Judd Altman: I'm gonna have to forgive her for the sake of that kid, aren't I?
Phillip Altman: Well, I'm no expert... but I think you're gonna have to make much larger sacrifices down the road.

[to Earl] Who died and made you Einstein?

Valentine McKee

President Andrew Shepherd: She didn't say anything about me?
A.J.: No, but I could always pass her a note before study hall.

Somebody got to go to college, and it isn't going to be me.

Anne Marie

John Hartigan: Roark! Give it up. Let the girl go.
Roark Jr.: [holding a young Nancy] You can't do a goddamn thing to me Hartigan. You know who I am. You know who my father is! You can't touch me, you piece of shit cop! Look at you, you can't even lift that cannon you carry!
John Hartigan: [pause] Sure I can.
[shoots Junior]

Uh, you really shouldn't mumble, because I can't understand a word you're saying.

Willy Wonka

Marty McFly: Lorraine, What are you doin'?
Lorraine Baines: I swiped it from the old lady's liquor cabinet.
Marty McFly: Yeah, well, you shouldn't drink.
Lorraine Baines: Why not?
Marty McFly: Because you... you might regret it later in life.
Lorraine Baines: Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.
Marty McFly Geez! You smoke too?
Lorraine Baines: Marty, you're beginning to sound just like my mother!

Karen: Do you really have to go?
Gil: My whole life is "have to."

This an outrage! I demand a full investigation!

Mortimer Duke

[To Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... to you, and you and youuuuu.

Donkey

Lee: You must take me to see Consul Han right away.
Carter: Man, just sit there and shut up! This ain't no democracy.
Lee: Yes, it is.
Carter: No, it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your ass belongs to me.

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