You have to trust yourself.


A murderer would never parade his crime in front of an open window.


In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

Teddy KGB

Look Shaun, I'm sorry you didn't get into Stanford. But if you think that going here is the only way that you can be the person you want to be, well then I just feel sorry for you.


Ted: Whoa, this is amazing! What are those?
Audrey: Those are trees. They used to grow all around here.

I am the road warrior.

Max Rockatansky

Schmidt: We'll go around to classes and activities, ask about the drug, find out who the dealer is.
Jenko: Do we look older or does everyone in college look like babies?

Daisy: Would you still love me if I were old and saggy?
Benjamin Button: Would you still love ME if I were young and had acne? Or if I end up wetting the bed?

Alma: Sit down and - and get comfortable. I'll make you a martini and see what's to cook for dinner.
Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt: Hey, this is like being married, ain't it?
Alma: It's better.



That wasn't very sporting, using real bullets.

Phillip Vandamm

Waker! We have a waker! And Santa's in there!

Elf at North Pole Command Center

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