Percy Wetmore: Deranged killer? He look more like a limp noodle to me. Hey!
[to a doped Wild Bill]
Percy Wetmore: You've been declared competent, son, 'know what that means? 'Means you gonna ride the lightning. Haha.
Dean Stanton: Percy, shut up and give us a hand.
[Stranger grabs Lucy's hand]
The Stranger: You don't bring me what I want to eat. What I want to drink.
Eben Olemaun: That's enough, pal. Leave the lady be.
so, are you a bitch or a butch?Sam
I thought Christmas only came once a year.James Bond
Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.Delmar O'Donnell
You've got no imagination. You couldn't decide what to do with all that money, so you had to get what everybody else wanted.Charlie Croker
Rosemary: Hal, do me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and that I'm not fat, ok? Cause it makes me uncomfortable.
Hal: Umm, ok. Do you have a problem with compliments?
Rosemary: Look, I know what I am and I know what I'm not. I'm the girl who, you know, gets really good grades and who's not afraid to be funny. And I'm the girl who has a lot of friends who are boys and no boyfriends. I'm not beautiful, ok, and I never will be. And I'm fine with that. But when you go around saying I'm something that I'm not, it's just, it's just not nice.
Lester Bangs: They make you feel cool. And hey. I met you. You are not cool.
William Miller: I know. Even when I thought I was, I knew I wasn't.
Evelyn Danvers: For once in your life can you think of anyone besides yourself.
James Danvers: I will you my powers.
Moe: Mind your P's and Q's!
Curly: Don't forget to dot the I's!
Mike Lowrey: Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.
Marcus Burnett: Yo, man, we ain't the Cosbys.
Gracie: Get off of me! I thought you were gay!
Neil Patrick Harris: I am gay...gay for that!