Ann Foreman: I'm pregnant!
Dan Foreman: What? I'm sorry, I thought you just said that you were pregnant.
Ann Foreman: Yeah.
Dan Foreman: You can't be pregnant.
Ann Foreman: Yeah I can, I am
Dan Foreman: Yeah, how could that happen?
Ann Foreman: Well I think that you were there too.
[to Nurse] You give me powders, pills, baths, injections, enemas; when all I need is love.Commander Shears
[to Keith Frazier] If this goes down wrong, they're gonna dump this whole mess in your lap.Det. Bill Mitchell
Robbie Ferrier: What is it? Is it terrorists?
Ray Ferrier: These came from some place else.
Robbie Ferrier: What do you mean, like, Europe?
Ray Ferrier: No, Robbie, not like Europe!
Angel Stripper: Oh I'm the weird one? You're the one calling Barry Mannilow from a phone booth at 2:00 am!
Reed Richards: Exposure to a high energy cosmic storm could advance our knowledge of planetary life.
Victor Von Doom: Same old Reed, always stretching, reaching for the stars.
We don't belong here. Somebody built the maze. I think it's time we find out what we're really up against.Thomas
My child, you have come to me my son. For who now is your father if it is not me? I am the well spring, from which you flow. When I am gone, you will have never been. What would your world be, without me? My son.Thulsa Doom
Wacky Zacky.Wanda Haynes
Actually, Captain, I am familiar with history. And if I'm not mistaken, you're dead.Dr. Soran
Why don't you go suck George Simmons's cock?Leo
When my foot was in the hole - and my groin - man, I felt like a wishbone.Saul