You wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak Spy?

Dr. Christmas Jones

I think he smelled the pot!

Vanessa Wetherhold

We're way beyond bullshit here.


The only constant is change.


Veronica Corningstone: If you touch Ron, I will burn your face with a curling iron.
Ron Burgundy: Meow!

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That wouldn't have been necessary if that sesesh woman hadn't started it. They never learn. You see sesesh has to be cleared away by the hand of God like the Jews of old. Now I will have to burn this town.

Col. Montgomery

Let's get this party started!


You know what? You don't deserve my money, you homophobic asshole.


Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine.


Fish with boobies.

Derrick Jones

[discovering what's inside the package] California, tell your people to stay away. Stay away now, don't... don't come in here. Whatever you hear, stay away! John Doe has the upper hand!

William Somerset

I couldn't do that. Could you do that? Why can they do it? Who are those guys?

Butch Cassidy

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