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Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

Nicky: Your first assignment was in Geneva...
Jason Bourne: You fucking people!

Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber.

General Madine: We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle. Disguised as a cargo ship, and using a secret Imperial code, a strike team will land on the moon and deactivate the shield generator.
C-3PO: Sounds dangerous.
Princess Leia: [to Han] I wonder who they found to pull that off.
General Madine: General Solo, is your strike team assembled?

"All you need is love and to believe in yourself." [scoffs] Nice idea. It doesn't exactly work out that way. But I guess it was better to hear a flat-out lie than to know the truth at 13.

Aileen

Frankie Dunn: So is Jesus a Demigod?
Father Horvak: There are no Demigods, you fucking Pagan!

What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.

Quentin Jacobsen

I swear to God this has got be a joke.

Samantha

Who is calling at this hour? It's barbaric. I was dreaming about my mother's sausages.

Father Havel

Y'see? You shouldn't have come here. I'm around that corner now. You've ruined it and it's lost completely. Just your needing me won't make it come back.

Ruth Popper

You don't yell at a sleepwalker. He may fall and break his neck.

Joe Gillis (as narrator)

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