[to his daughter Lucilla] If only you had been born a man, what a Caesar you would have made.

Marcus Aurelius

Neville Flynn: So... you are pretty good at this game, right?
Troy: Yes, man! No problem. I mean, my older brother Randy's got the high score, but I'm good. Asshole, never lets me hear the end of it.

Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!


Hey, come on! I'll show you where my dad keeps his gun. Come on!

Teenage Boy Ghost

Trudeau: Okay, we've got a body in the morgue that seems to have died twice. Now, assuming this isn't a computer error, what do we assume?
John McClane: That someone's about to seriously fuck with this airport.

Worm: Now, what did I ever do to that guy?
Mike McDermott: You fucked his mother.

Death Eater: No sign of him, My Lord.
Lord Voldemort: [turns around] Harry Potter... The boy who lived... Come to die... Avada Kedavra!

Marty McFly, Jr.: Hey, Gram, could you just stuff the whole thing in my mouth?
Middle-Aged Marty: Don't you be a smart-ass!

David Mills: Yeah, a landlord's dream: a paralyzed tenant with no tongue.
William Somerset: Who pays the rent on time.

Chopper Pilot: What's the matter, cowboy? Ride too rough?
John McClane: I don't like to fly.
Samantha Coleman: Then what are you doing here?
John McClane: I don't like to lose either.

Deckard: Leon!
Leon: How old am I?
Deckard: [after slugging Leon, to no effect] I dunno.
Leon: My birthday is April 10, 2017. How long do I live?
Deckard: Four years.
Leon: More than you! Painful to live in fear, isn't it?

I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.

Isaac Davis

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