Favorite Quotes
Tommy Frigo: Don't get all drunk and fall asleep.
James Brennan: Why?
Tommy Frigo: 'cause i'll jack off on your face.
[goes up to Hermione in Room of Requirement] Don't worry Hermione. I'll go easy on you.
Ron Weasley
Don't worry, Master Wayne. It takes a little time to get back into the swing of things.
Alfred
Fuck you and the horse you came in on.
Christine Collins
Get your dirty, webbed phalanges off of my boots!
Beans
Hell to the no!
Rasputia
Tony Montana: Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!
Elvira: Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I fuck is none of your business, okay?
Honey, whatcha doing? These guys don't use doors.
Rick
Penny Lane: How old are you?
William Miller: Eighteen.
Penny Lane: Me too! How old are we really?
William Miller: Seventeen.
Penny Lane: Me too!
William Miller: Actually, I'm sixteen.
Penny Lane: Me too. Isn't it funny? The truth just sounds different.
William Miller: I'm fifteen.
Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative.
Pat Healy
I bought a suit. You seen it. Now it's covered in mud. This town doesn't have a one hour cleaner so I had to buy a new suit, except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. Got that? The whole store got the flu so I had to get this in a second hand store. So it's either wear the leather jacket which I know you hate, or this. So I wore this ridiculous thing for you.
Vinny Gambini
I can help. I can fix this. Let me save you. I can save you; I can save everybody.
Neville
