Favorite Quotes
Stop tailgatin' me ya pasty teabag! Can I make a peepee?
Kirk Lazarus
We have front row seats for this theater of mass destruction. The demolition committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this... because Tyler knows this.
Narrator
Welcome to the island of misfit toys.
Sam
You've stuck your webs into my business for the last time!
Doc Ock
[Brodie's voice] One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Brodie
Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no notice.
Madeleine
I'm a god. I'm not THE God... I don't think.
Phil
I'm a winner. I'm going to win.
Coach Boone
David Seville: [sees Theodore eating something small and brown] Woah Theodore, did you just-?
Alvin: Relax Dave, it's just a raisin.
David Seville: Prove it.
Alvin: [swipes the 'raisin' and eats it] Mmm-hmm.
David Seville: Okay.
Alvin: [he leaves]
Alvin: [quickly spits it out and points a finger at Theodore] Dude, you owe me big time!
Theodore: Oh...
Anakin: You love me? I thought we had decided not to fall in love. That we'd be forced to live a lie and that it would destroy our lives.
Padme: I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. I truly... deeply... love you and before we die I want you to know.
Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island.
Doug Butabi
Aye, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard, sir!
Ace Ventura
