[in the voice of a cartoon mouse] I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!

Bart Simpson

Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!... Bonzai!

Long Duk Dong

Dudley Frank: [upon seeing Maggie] She's perfect for me. I wanted to say something funny, but all I could think of was black jokes.
Bobby Davis: Do tell... which ones? Why don't you tell the one that ends with me beating your ass?

We're all children, we all need approval.

Jean-Dominique Bauby

Brian Chavez: I'm gonna miss the heat.
Don Billingsley: I'm gonna miss the lights.
Brian Chavez: Yeah, me too. Stay low boys, keep those feet moving.
Don Billingsley: Hey Chavez! Be perfect.
Brian Chavez: You be perfect.
Don Billingsley: See you Mike.

He doesn't know it's a damn show! He thinks it's a damn fight!

Apollo's Trainer

Merrill: Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?
Officer Caroline: I'm not done asking questions. And I don't appreciate sarcasm.

Sergeant Horvath: Why don't you just hand 'em blindfolds, Captain?
Captain Miller: All we can do here is die.

Cock-smoker!

Jay

Can you put a price on your dreams?

Tony

Private Reiben: I got a bad feeling about this one.
Captain Miller: When was the last time you felt good about anything?

Your goal shouldn't be to buy players. Your goal should be to buy wins. In order buy wins, you need to buys runs.

Peter Brand

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