The Bride: What are you doing here?
Bill: What am I doing? A moment ago, I was playin' my flute. But this moment, I'm looking at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen.
The Bride: Why are you here?
Bill: Last look.
The Bride: Are you going to be nice?
Bill: I've never been nice my whole life, but I'll do my best... to be sweet.

Walt Simonson: Brooklyn is loaded with guys that own candy stores, two cars, and like to go to nightclubs!
Buddy "Cloudy" Russo: Yeah, but you put this little candy store hustler together with Joel Weinstock and maybe we got a big score!
Walt Simonson: Score, my ass!

It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.


Hey! I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it!

Ben Stone

You screwed up their lives? And by doing that, you decided to screw up our lives? Asshole!

Doug Madsen

[upon seeing that he was photographed murdering two people]
Mr. Earl Brooks: You see that, Marshall? That's why I didn't want to do the dance couple.
Marshall: Stop your fucking whining, Earl. You enjoyed doing that couple just as much as I did, and look at the bright side - he came to us. He didn't go to the cops. If he tries to shake us down, we kill him. Period. We make it fun, but we kill him! End of story.

There's no point living, if you can't feel alive.

Elektra King

Pablo Escobar: Our business here today is cocaine, yes?
George: Si. Yes it is.
Pablo Escobar: I need to find an Americano who I can trust. One with honor, intelligence...
George: You need an Americano with balls, Senior Escobar.
Pablo Escobar: Yes, and balls, Mr. George.

Believe it or not, I do try to do some good in the community.

Alonzo Harris

Some canary bird...

Stanley Kowalski

You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best.

David Mills

Dr. Claire Lewicki: Boy, you're very quick.
Cole Trickle: You oughta see me drive.

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