[to bartender] You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderrama.

Ben Stone

Greg Focker: Hey whats the good word grandpa Jack?
Jack Byrnes: This is Jack Byrnes
Greg Focker: Yeah I know, I can tell from the caller ID.

Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

Wayne Campbell

Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.

Randal Graves

Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya.

Jack Harmen

Agent Paxton: Mr. Mason, I'm Special Agent-in-Charge Ernest Paxton.
John Mason: In charge of what? Fucking me over for another three decades?
Agent Paxton: I don't know anything about your previous matters. We've brought you here because there's a situation that we think you can help us with.
John Mason: What might that be? I've been in jail longer than Nelson Mandela, so maybe you want me to run for president.

Nick Rice: You think your wife and daughter would feel good about you killing in their name?
Clyde Shelton: My wife and daughter can't feel anything. They're dead.

Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.

[rapping] This guy raps like his parents jerked him. He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version.

Jimmy Smith Jr

Primrose Everdeen: Katniss!
Katniss Everdeen: I get to say goodbye!
Primrose Everdeen: Katniss!

If the Earth dies, you die. If you die, the Earth survives.


Helena Ayala: My husband was working on something called "the project for the children." Were you aware of this?
Juan Obregón: I don't know. Perhaps I remember something...

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