I wish monkeys could skype.


If I have any more fun today I don't think I can take it!


If it weren't for people who took risks, where would we be in this world?

Jacob Moore

Brian Johnson: I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?
John Bender: No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.

I'm a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?


I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.

Hattori Hanzo

I'm gonna turn around with a great smile, and walk my white ass back across 8 Mile ...

B. Rabbit

I'm no martyr. I did it for the money. But it's not worth much if you can't face yourself in the mirror. Respect is the ultimate currency. I was stealing from a man who traded his away for a few dollars. And then he tried to wash away his guilt. Drown it in a lifetime of good deeds and a sea of respectability. It almost worked, too. But inevitably, the further you run from your sins, the more exhausted you are when they catch up to you. And they do. Certain. It will not fail.

Dalton Russell

I'm sweatin' like a Tijuana whore!

Johnny O

Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small...
Marlin: Me again.
Dory: All right, Mr. Smarty pants...

Is your child in dire jeopardy? Find out tonight, after the game.

Evan Baxter

It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst feeling I ever had.


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