Chau: [after the bullet falls back into the gun] Wait! There's really a bullet in the gun!
Starsky: [shouts] Yes? I know... That is the point of?Russian Roulette!
Ants: Hey, man, who cut the cheese?
Joe: He who smelt it, dealt it.
[during the fight with Col.Stuart] Motherfuckin' motherfucker!John McClane
Peter "Weps" Ince: Okay. What's gong on?
Zimmer: We're not going to let this go down with the Ex-O and Helm.
Peter "Weps" Ince: We're not?
Zimmer: No. We're not?
Lt. Bobby Dougherty: We've been following the captain for years, and now this asshole Hunter shows up, and we're supposed to follow him because he said so?
Peter "Weps" Ince: You're not supposed to, you were ordered to. That's what this is about, proper orders.
Lt. Bobby Dougherty: Proper Orders? He has proper orders, he wo'nt act on them
Peter "Weps" Ince: He's in command now! If they order him to launch, we'll launch, and we'll blow'em all to hell. But, I rather go down myself then get this one wrong.
Cal: [to Andy about telling Trish he's a virgin] Yeah, you should definitely tell her, because I saw this movie called "Liar Liar" and the message was, "*Don't* lie."
Cal: And that was a smart movie.
Agent 99: You lied about finding evidence of radioactivity
Agent 23: You conveniently killed Krstic before anyone could question him.
The Chief: And there's that little matter with you stoning my head with a fire extinguisher.
Maxwell Smart: I said I was sorry, you just didn't hear me because you were in a mini coma.
She's gone mental, Hermione has! I mean, not that she wasn't always. But, now it's out there in the open for everyone to see.Ron
I know we've got all this money, and it's supposed to be OK, but it's not.Mary Ann Lomax
Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!... Bonzai!Long Duk Dong
I got some bootie! I got some bootie! It was good, too.Thurgood Jenkins
Tess: My water just broke!
Griffin: All of it?
I don't think Father Flynn did anything wrong.Sister James