You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.

Capone

Charlie: Look, kid, I - how much you weigh, son? When you weighed one hundred and sixty-eight pounds you were beautiful. You coulda been another Billy Conn, and that skunk we got you for a manager, he brought you along too fast.
Terry: It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money.
Charlie: Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money.
Terry: You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.

Punk: Get outta the car, bitch, or I'm gonna blow your brains out!
Donny: You gotta be shittin' me.
Punk: I will shoot you, dammnit!
[Donny takes his gun and knocks him out]
Freb: Damn!
Donny: You lazy, half-ass bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model!

[to Captain Shakespeare] I can't believe your crew fell for that. And where in God's name did you get that mannequin?

Yvaine

Ororo Munroe: Logan, we work as a team!
Logan: Yeah, good luck with that

Alfred Pennyworth: Master Bruce. Master Bruce. How are you, young man?
Bruce Wayne: You haven't called me that for a long time.
Alfred Pennyworth: Old habits die hard. Are you all right?
Bruce Wayne: Where's Chase?
Alfred Pennyworth: I'm afraid they've already taken Dr. Meridian. Master Dick has run away. The cave has been destroyed. And there is another riddle.

The day is mine!

Satan

Ship's Computer: Caution: Rogue robots. Caution...
WALL.E: Oh, EVE.
[points at screen with them on it]
Eve: [Fires a laser blast at the screen, destroying it.]
WALL.E: Ohh...
[folds up inside himself]

What's holding him up?

Hank Fallon

The Girls: [singing] I like to be in America, OK by me in America, everything free in America...
Bernardo: [singing] For a small fee in America!

Horizontal boosters. Alluvial dampers. Ow. That's not it, bring me the Hydrospanner. I don't know how we're going to get out of this one.

Han Solo

[Offering Mrs. Robinson a coat hanger]
Benjamin: Wood?
Mrs. Robinson: What?
Benjamin: Wood or wire? They have both.

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