The magic is unsanitary!


Dante Hicks: Hey, whatcha rent? "Best of Both Worlds"?
Randal Graves: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
Dante Hicks: And you rented this?
Randal Graves: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.

You got a library in there June.

Johnny Cash

Gabriella Montez: My mom said summer jobs are good on college applications.
Troy Bolton: All part of the frightening concept called our future.

We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named "Charlie."

Forrest Gump

Allison: Are you stalking me?
Carl Allen: No, i would never do that.
Carl Allen: Oh by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard.

I would love to help you but I don't know what you are talking about.

Chris Farraday

Am I always picking up after you boys?

Natasha Romanoff

I'm an innocent man. I spent 15 years in prison for something I didn't do. I watched my father die in a British prison for something he didn't do. And this government still says he's guilty. I want to tell them that until my father is proved innocent, until all the people involved in this case are proved innocent, until the guilty ones are brought to justice, I will fight on. In the name of my father and of the truth!

Gerry Conlon

Ken: [while examining bite wound on Leroy's buttocks] Okay, looks like the venom has to be sucked out.
[Looks around]
Ken: Anyone? Ok, fine. I'll do it.
Big Leroy: [pushes Ken away] Oh, there will be no sucking! Get this guy away from my ass!

[to Frankie] You set me up with that one trainer over there who's so full of shit he can't even hear a word I'm saying!

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

Anne: What would you say if no one came to your funeral?
Georges: Nothing, presumably.

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