Wanda: What are you thinking, Archie?
Archie: I'm just trying to think of one good reason why I should take you to South America with me.
Wanda: How about... because I have the key to the safety deposit box?
Archie: That's a...
Wanda, Archie: ...good reason.

I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.

Paul Edgecomb

You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.

O-Ren Ishii

We are not things. We are not things!

Miss Giddy

Yen Sun: They'll chase after us.
Doc: I'm used to that.

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?


Seth Abrahams: I want to have sex and then do a hit right as we both come.
Caroline Wakefield: Okay.

Jack Rafferty: Come on in the car, baby.
Becky: I'm sorry. I do the day shift and it's been a long day. Besides, I don't do group jobs.
Jack Rafferty: Come on in and we can just have a nice talk.
Becky: I don't do talk jobs either.

Bender: [to himself] Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
[the ceiling gives way]
Bender: Oh, shit!

He's has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years.

Michael Corleone

I hate space!

Ryan Stone

Tuck: So you're not backing off?
FDR: Nope.

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