It's not like you have a husband - unless you're married to Jesus.

Sebastian

Norma, you're a woman of 50, now grow up. There's nothing tragic about being 50, not unless you try to be 25.

Joe Gillis

Indiana Jones: Talk or you're dead! Dammit tell me! Tell me!
Kazim: If you don't let go Dr. Jones, we'll both die!
Indiana Jones: Then we'll die!
Kazim: My soul is prepared how's yours?

So much violence...

Ness

Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!

Ace

Henry Sherman: How much is he paying you?
Pagoda: I don't know what you're talking about.

Jacob: Hey Nick, rip off any pop stars lately?
Nick: Today I recorded an original piece... Okay, it was that Lisa Loeb song.

Hi, everyone. I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!

Olaf

Jesse James: Go back to bed.
Robert Ford: I got to use the privy.
Jesse James: You think you do, but you don't.

Gertrude Steiney: You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there!
Ollie: That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey.
Gertrude Steiney: [crying] I wanna be a coked-out whore!

Ben Stone: I'd want a little black baby.
Everett Stone: You already have a little black baby.
Ben Stone: Can ya dig it!

I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective John Kimble!

Detective John Kimble

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