[to Karl] You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.

John McClane

Jimmy: Are you married?
Wendy Savage: No... but my boyfriend is.

Is what you want for yourself to become someone very different than me?

Flor Moreno

Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: "It's complicated"? What kind of answer is that?
Marisa: Honest.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: The only thing complicated between me and him would be unhooking my bra strap.
Marisa: Look, what am I supposed to do? Make his bed with me in it? Get real! He thinks I'm a guest, here.

It seems like Banky has a problem with all things not hetero.

Hooper

[dying] Obi-Wan... there... is good in him. I know there is... still...

Padmé

Nina: We find our viewers are more interested in urban crime creeping into the suburbs. What that means is a victim, or victims, preferably well off and white, injured at the hands of the poor or minority.
Lou Bloom: Just crime?
Nina: No, accidents play, cars, busses, trains, planes, fires
Lou Bloom: But bloody
Nina: Well, graphic, the best and clearest way that I can phrase it to you, Lou, to capture the spirit of what we air is think of our newscast as a screaming woman, running down the street with her throat cut.
Lou Bloom: I understand.

Mike: Hi, how are you ladies doing this evening?
Girl at the Party: What do you drive?

Chappie: I don't want to die. I want to live.
Ninja: If you want survive Chappie, you must fight!

This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box. Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?

The Riddler

Jason Nesmith: Okey dokey, Okey dokey. Lets fire blue particle cannons full, red particle cannons full, gannet magnets fire them left and right, and let 'em run all chutes. And while you're at it, why don't ya toss that at 'em killer
Jason Nesmith: That should take care of old lobster head shouldn't it?

I heard. Tore your faces right off. It obviously doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can't see you!

Juno

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