Charlotte Palmer: She'll be wet through when she returns.
Mr. Palmer: Thank you for pointing that out, my dear.

Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious.

Dr. Strangelove

Shall we ask this baggage to sit down or shall we just throw her out of the window?

Professor Henry Higgins

Sundance Kid: Did you say they were hired permanent?
Etta Place: No, just until they kill you.

Conner Rhodes: Are you a retard too?
Lucy: No!
Conner Rhodes: How do you know?
Lucy: Because he told me.
Conner Rhodes: But he's a retard!
Lucy: It takes one to know one.

Galloway: I don't think you're fit to handle the defense.
Kaffee: You don't even *know* me. Ordinarily it takes someone *hours* to discover I'm not fit to handle a defense.

300 Feet! Pretty neat, pretty neat!

Johnny Blaze

What we got here is... failure to communicate.

Captain, Road Prison 36

We were living in a democracy the last time I checked.

Senator John Waltzer

Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Soon, you and your schoolmates will join us here, and your education in the magical arts will begin.

Dumbledore

No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.

Ace Rothstein

Classified: Remain calm, penguins. You're now under the protection of the North Wind.
Skipper: Private, dibble me.
Skipper: We're not going anywhere with you.
Skipper: We don't even know who the heck you are.
Classified: The North Wind is an elite undercover inter-spe...
Classified: an elite undercover inter-species...
Classified: task for...
Classified: force...
Classified: dedicated to help...
Classified: to help...
Classified: dedicated to...
Classified: dedicated to helping animals who can't
Classified: help
Classified: themselves.

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