Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
[flings "M" shaped shuriken at the Prime Minister]
Mugatu: Die, you wage-hiking scum!

Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!

Tom: Stay away from her.
Jake Taylor: Suck my dick.

That which can be broken must be broken.

Marlow

That's my darling Luke. He grins like a baby but bites like a gator.

Dragline

The Force will be with you, always.

Obi-Wan

There's a, um, tradition in tournament play... not talk about the next step until you've climbed the one in front of you. I'm sure going to the state finals is beyond your wildest dreams, so let's just keep it right there.

Coach Norman Dale

Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of the Rebellion.

Darth Vader

Andie: Unattached?
Ben: Currently.
Andie: Likewise.
Ben: Surprising.
Andie: Psycho?
Ben: Rarely, Interested?
Andie: Perhaps.
Ben: Hungry?
Andie: Starving.
Ben: Leaving?
Andie: Now?

[visiting his old house] ... I remember when she was standing there all nervous and shy with that small smile... And all I wanted her to do was trust me... And she did... She did...

Rocky Balboa

Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.

Col. Jessep

What are you doing? This ain't no bank robbery!

Keith Frazier

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