Ray Embrey: People don't like you, Hancock.
Hancock: Do I look like I care what people think?

Agent 99: Did I hear something?
Maxwell Smart: Yes, there were some tap dancers in the hallway.

Bryant: They jumped a shuttle off-world, killed the crew and passengers. We found the shuttle drifting off the coast two weeks ago, so we know they're around.
Deckard: Embarrassing.
Bryant: No sir. Not embarrassing, because no one's ever going to find out they're down here. 'Cause you're gonna spot 'em and you're gonna air 'em out!
Deckard: I don't work here anymore. Give it to Holden. He's good.
Bryant: I did. He can breathe okay, as long as nobody unplugs him.

[gives Hunt the exploding gum] Just don't chew it.

Jack Harmen

Would the two of you just do it and get it over with? I'm starving!

Vickie

Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.

Ian Faith

Rafael: Fun, right?
Blu: Yea. Fun.
Rafael: Flying is not what you think up here, it's what you feel in here [pointing to Blu's heart].
Rafael: And when you feel the rhythm of your heart, you fly. [Takes off flying] Woo-hoo-hoo!

Hey, Sphinx, I don't look suspicious, do I, man?

Mirror Man

This isn't going to have a happy ending.

William Somerset

Howard Hughes: Will you marry me?
Ava Gardner: You're too crazy for me.

Raphael: Donnie!
Donatello: Batter up!

Lara: How far can bullets go?
Daniel: They go pretty far except sometimes they get stuck in something and they stop.
Lara: What if they don't?
Daniel: Are you thinking about that bullet than went through your window?

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