Agent 99: You lied about finding evidence of radioactivity
Agent 23: You conveniently killed Krstic before anyone could question him.
The Chief: And there's that little matter with you stoning my head with a fire extinguisher.
Maxwell Smart: I said I was sorry, you just didn't hear me because you were in a mini coma.

I know I'm devastatingly good looking but you gotta stop staring at me.

Matt Kowalski

I'm in a street fight, and I'm not going to lose.

Howard Hughes

I’m not a science student. I’m more of a science enthusiast.

Fred

God, I thought I was in Israel. I don't know why. Certainly not the decor, was it? Must have been dreaming. I was there for about a year on a kibbutz. I was feeling very romantic about that kind of socialism at the time. I thought I'd like to have a bash at it.

Opal

Bruce Wayne: I will go back to Gotham and fight men like this, but I will not become an executioner.
Henri Ducard: Bruce, please! For your own sake. There is no turning back.

Mike Damone: You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.

A thinking robot could be the end of mankind! Destroy that robot. Burn it to ash!

CEO

Well if you like borsch perhaps, but I've eaten better in an oily GALLEY. My wife said to the waiter, "where did this man learn to cook? AFGHANISTAN? So then we went on to the Bolshoi ballet, to see this new girl Gizelle. Well, you remember how BEAUTIFUL she was! Well, she just married a factory manager and...

Dr. Petrov

What do I get if I give you your balls back, you wop cocksucker?

Bud White

[to Wilbur] Mister, you are grounded... until you die.

Franny

[Yanks Alonzo's badge] You don't deserve this.

Jake Hoyt

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