That fuckin' bitch just can't run away because she don't want to screw on film anymore!


Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

General "Buck" Turgidson

Freakshow: What the hell are you doing with my wife?
Harold: Y-you said outside that we could have sex with her!
Kumar: Shit! Shit!
Freakshow: I most certainly did not!
Harold: Yes you did!
Freakshow: Did not!
Kumar: Yes you did!
Freakshow: Oh, no, I didn't.
Kumar: You did, you did.
Freakshow: You sure...?
Harold: You said it!
Freakshow: [laughing] My mistake! Well, since we're all here... How 'bout a four-some?

[to Indy] Asps... very dangerous. You go first.


[from the trailer] There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to create a successful sequel. Number one


Wai-Lin: They're looking for us, James.
James Bond: Let's stay under cover.

You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in third grade

Chev Chelios

Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.

Clark, what are you doing?

Ellen Griswold

I promised them women.

Major Henry West

Admiral Piett: Should I hold them, my lord?
Darth Vader: No. Leave them to me. I will deal with them myself.

Do as I say and you'll live!

Neville Flynn

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