I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. *Chili's* Baby back ribs.

Fat Bastard

I was a marine. A, uh, warrior... of the Jarhead clan.

Jake Sully

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...

Phil

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

Ace Ventura

If there's magic in boxing, it's the magic of fighting battles beyond endurance, beyond cracked ribs, ruptured kidneys and detached retinas. It's the magic of risking everything for a dream that nobody sees but you.

Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris

I'm a winner. I'm going to win.

Coach Boone

Tony Stark: What's the vibranium for?
Ultron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan...

Susan Storm: [to Reed] I'm so hot for you right now.
Johnny Storm: [Sarcastically] Me too!

I'm sweatin' like a Tijuana whore!

Johnny O

Jake Green: One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every game and con there's always an opponent, and there's always a victim. The trick is to know when you're the latter, so you can become the former.

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Agent Cale [looking up at a huge robot]: Is that one of Stark's?
Agent Phil Coulson: I don't know. That guy never tells me anything...
Agent Phil Coulson: Hello! You are in possession of unauthorized weapons technology. Identify yourself.

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