Parole Board Member #1: Mr. Ocean, the purpose of this hearing is to determine, whether, if released, you are likely to break the law again. While this was your first conviction, you have been implicated, though never charged, in over a dozen other confidence tricks and frauds. What can you tell us about those?
Danny: As you say, ma'am, I was never charged.
Parole Board Member #2: Mr. Ocean, what we're trying to find out is was there a reason you chose to commit this crime, or was there a reason you simply got caught this time.
Danny: My wife left me. I was upset. I fell into a self-destructive pattern.
Parole Board Member #3: If released, is it likely you'd fall back into a similar pattern?
Danny: She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks.

Four years ago that's all I used to dream about was playing in the NBA. I don't really dream about it like that anymore. You know, even through I love playing basketball, you know I want to do other things with my life too.

William Gates

I looked the wrong way and I lost my hand. He could make you look the wrong way and you could lose your whole head!

Ronny Cammareri

We're supposed to be robbin' this place, you dumb fuckin' hebe!

Nicky Santoro

Hey, hey, Winnaker, Winnaker, do you want me to get you a skirt? I'll get you a skirt if you keep playing like a girl!

Coach Don Haskins

Looks like the cows have come home to roost.

Lt. Frank Drebin

I'm sorry I left you, Lois.

Superman

When you walk outside, watch your back.

Turk

I'm not gonna talk to you tonight about winnin' and losin'. You're already winners 'cause you didn't kill each other up at camp.

Coach Boone

Ned Flanders: Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.
Todd Flanders: Will Buddha be there?
Ned Flanders: No.

You don't want the truth. You make up your own truth.

Teddy

[to Herman] Are you fond of that moustache?

Bert Fischer

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