Don't laugh! There's nothin' funny goin' on here!

Derek Vinyard

Tim, take a look at that hound. That's the best coon-dog I ever seen or heard about and I didn't to teach him a damn thing.

Harry Hogge

Shrek: Do you still know the Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man: Yes, he's down on Drury Lane. Why?
Shrek: Because we're going to need flour. Lots and lots of flour.

People hurt the ones they love. That's how it is all around the world.

John Coffey

I am invincible!

Boris Grishenko

It's customary to sneak out after communion.

Father Brian Finn

[to Lisa] You haven't spent much time around cemeteries, have you?


Eli: Did I hit the dog?
Chas: Yeah.
Eli: Is he dead?
Chas: Yeah.
Eli: I need help.

Ow, you fat penguin!


Louise: Remember when we first met?
Jimmy: Yeah.
Louise: What happened? Tell me what you said.
Jimmy: I said you had a nice pair of eyes.
Louise: And what did I say? You remember?
Jimmy: Yeah, you shut 'em. Asked me if I knew what color they were?
Louise: And what's you say?
Jimmy: I didn't know.
Louise: Jimmy, what color are my eyes?
Jimmy: They're brown.

Oops. I did it again, baby.

Austin Powers

Jenna: Right now, I feel safer with him than I do with you.
Trent: You just dug your own grave, bitch.

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