Maggie Fitzgerald: She's tough, I can't go inside, I can't get close enough to hit her.
Frankie Dunn: You know why that is?
Maggie Fitzgerald: Why?
Frankie Dunn: Cause she's a better fighter than you are, that's why. She's younger, she's stronger, and she's more experienced. Now, what are you gonna do about it?

You better buckle up. I've had a lot to drink... just kidding. That's my humor!

Chip Douglas

Uhhh, does anyone here speak English?

Marcus Brody

[to Caine] You're the perfect hunting machine

Stinger

Big Chris: All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.

Oh, the anger sharks are swimming in my head!

Nate

Oooooooooowwwwwww! Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!

Plankton

[about to be kissed] Uh, I heard this rumor... alcohol impairs your judgment.

Carter Duryea

Bobby: Which way we goin', this way or that way?
Lewis: I think downstream would be a good idea.

Senator Orton Worrell: Your country needs you to go back. You know it's the right thing to do.
Brandon King: Sir, I've always done the right thing. And this is wrong.

Egon: Venkman, get a stool sample.
Peter Venkman: Business, or personal?

Osborne Cox: Give me the CD!
Chad Feldheimer: Give me the money!

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