Barry Badrinath: [about the past] Come on, buddy. Can we bury the hatchet? I mean, we both know your wife just sat there taking it like a plastic fuck doll.
Todd Wolfhouse: I happened to MARRY that plastic fuck doll!

Most of us live our whole lives... without any real adventure to call our own.

Rebecca Dearborn

35 pounds? You're fat!


[on Tully] A little bit of a cunt.


Is Terrance and Philip affecting America's youth? Here with that report is a midget in a bikini.


Carter: No disrespect, sir, but he's only gonna get in my way. If I'm gonna handle the situation for you, I'm gonna have to work alone.
Agent Russ: Carter, he *is* the situation.

[Strap is praying in locker room]
Coach Norman Dale: Strap?
[to another player]
Coach Norman Dale: How long is he going to go on like this?
Rade: I don't know. He'll come when he's ready, not before.
Coach Norman Dale: Hopefully that'll be sometime before tip-off.

They using big words now. Sanctuary, congested... that means umm, ghetto.


There's no point living, if you can't feel alive.

Elektra King

Whatever game you think you're playing, those out there are not playing it with you.

President Snow

I can not promise you riches. What I can offer you the chance to save the world one case at a time.

Lucien Wilbanks

There are a lot of things in my life that I thought were real and ended up being fake. Why can't the opposite be true?


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