Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: What? Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

DJ: Gamma Mu? One word: Bitches.

Jamie: Are you trying to seduce me?
Landon: Why? Are you seducible?

Gru: [to the girls] You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.
Agnes: Does this count as annoying?
[puckles her cheeks]

Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth!
[Turns to Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

Captain Lennox: Okay, it's a Visa...
International Operator: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?

Terence McDonagh: Shoot him again.
Deshaun 'Midget' Hackett: What for?
Terence McDonagh: His soul is still dancing.
[laughs histerically]

Wheeler: [sits down] What up, Ronnie?
Ronnie: I don't wanna take my pants off!
Wheeler: [stunned] What?

Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns. I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

Tyler Durden

I see you...

Jake Sully

The German will be sickened by us, the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us.

Lt. Aldo Raine

If I'd grown up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't.


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