Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty...!
[the minions cheer]
Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas!
[the cheers stop]
Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns. I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may.Tyler Durden
Only after disaster can we be resurrected.Tyler Durden
The German will be sickened by us, the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us.Lt. Aldo Raine
Elizabeth Swann: Jack, the letters, give them back.
Jack Sparrow: No. Persuade me.
Elizabeth Swann: You do know Will taught me how to handle a sword.
Jack Sparrow: As I said, persuade me.
I think I found a way home. And this last job, that's how I get there.Cobb
If I'd grown up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't.Ray
Gru: [to the girls] You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.
Agnes: Does this count as annoying?
[puckles her cheeks]
Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.
Jazz: You want a piece of me, huh?
Megatron: No, I want two!
Edith: It was your cousin's idea!
Dave the Minion: *What*?
[Final Line] What the fuck have you done lately?Wesley