Karl: They're using artillery on us!
Hans Gruber: You idiot, it's not the police. It's *him*!

Can I wipe your forehead?

Doreen

Get that crazy bitch away from me!

Ava Gardner

You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, 'Did you eat yet or what?' And Tom Christie said, 'No, JEW?' Not 'Did you?'...JEW eat? JEW? You get it? JEW eat?

Alvy Singer

[about Mystique]
Wolverine: She's good.
Magneto: You have no idea.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.

Howard Hughes: I read in the magazines that you play golf.
Katharine Hepburn: On occasion...
Howard Hughes: How 'bout nine holes?
Katharine Hepburn: NOW, Mr. Hughes?

Why do you wanna kill this woman?

Mr. Smith

Don't mind my brother. Your dog has more breeding than he has.

Alfred

[to Germans during a beer pong match] Loser takes a paddle up the ass.

Todd Wolfhouse

This is the world our baby's gonna grow up in, you can't change that.

Ellie

Jordan Belfort: [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now.
Mark Hanna: It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time.

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