I know it's deviant... but it's kinda turning me on.
[kisses Michael again]

Donna Newman

Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.

There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.


Look at the size of that graduated cylinder!

Steve "Fink" Finklestein

[picking up another phone] Hello, this is Mr. Foreman. If you give my daughter an alcoholic beverage or a joint, I will hunt you down and neuter you.

Dan Foreman

Polygraph Operator: I'm going to ask you a series of control questions. Are you currently in a seated position?
Klaatu: Yes.
Polygraph Operator: Are you human?
Klaatu: My body is.
Polygraph Operator: Do you feel pain?
Klaatu: My Body does.
Polygraph Operator: Are you aware of an impending attack on the planet earth?
Klaatu: You should let me go.

LAPD, shitbird. Get the fuck outta here or I'll call your wife to come get you!

Bud White

[after swallowing a bunch of pills] All she's got is Nyquill and fucking Midol!


Reed Richards: [to Johnny] Your encounter with the surfer has effected your molecules. It could cause you to temporally switch powers.
Ben Grimm: Need a volunteer?
Johnny Storm: [after Ben touchs Johnny, he clicks fingers and plays with flames while Johnny is looking at himself as the thing] Oh my God! Come On!

It's more than just a machine!

Yolandi Visser

[to Vanko] You look like you have friends in low places...

Tony Stark

By now I’m sure you know who I am, what I’m capable of.

Bryan Mills

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