Favorite Quotes
Woman, this is all your fault. Come bargin' in here like a friggin' moose.
Kenny Fisher
How many other animals are in on the conspiracy? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!
Shaw
[chains the Chimera] What are you waiting for? Burn me!
Perseus
Trudy Chacon: Yeah, you know what that is.
Trudy Chacon: Down, all the way down.
Capt. Ramsey: Short of the outbreak of World War Three, the ship sinking... being attacked by a giant octopus, I'd like to be undisturbed for the next 30 minutes.
Hunter: I'll see to it sir.
She's got me, she's really clamping down!
Lloyd Christmas
Cyborgs don't feel pain. I do. Don't do that again.
Kyle Reese
I used to be smart, but now I'm just stupid.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith
Evelyn: Would you like to know what heaven looks like?
Rick: Later.
He's teaching me to change my instincts... or at least ignore them.
Sheila
I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.
Dr. Lester
I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.
Mr. Garrison
