Woman, this is all your fault. Come bargin' in here like a friggin' moose.

Kenny Fisher

How many other animals are in on the conspiracy? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!


[chains the Chimera] What are you waiting for? Burn me!


Trudy Chacon: Yeah, you know what that is.
Trudy Chacon: Down, all the way down.

Capt. Ramsey: Short of the outbreak of World War Three, the ship sinking... being attacked by a giant octopus, I'd like to be undisturbed for the next 30 minutes.
Hunter: I'll see to it sir.

She's got me, she's really clamping down!

Lloyd Christmas

Cyborgs don't feel pain. I do. Don't do that again.

Kyle Reese

I used to be smart, but now I'm just stupid.

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

Evelyn: Would you like to know what heaven looks like?
Rick: Later.

He's teaching me to change my instincts... or at least ignore them.


I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.

Dr. Lester

I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.

Mr. Garrison

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