Favorite Quotes
Austin: Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed.
Basil: I suggest you don't worry about those things and just enjoy yourself.
[to Paul] Percy met your mouse.
Harry Terwilliger
It seems like Banky has a problem with all things not hetero.
Hooper
Cal: [to Andy about telling Trish he's a virgin] Yeah, you should definitely tell her, because I saw this movie called "Liar Liar" and the message was, "*Don't* lie."
[pause]
Cal: And that was a smart movie.
Gwen: [Mouths] What are you doing here?
Van Wilder: [Mouths] I don't know!
That's not testifying, that's filibustering.
Judge
Max Fischer: Sic transit gloria. Glory fades. I'm Max Fischer.
Rosemary Cross: Hi.
Max Fischer: Hi.
Consult your doctor before using this product. Side effects may include oily discharge, hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure. If you have diabetes or a history of kidney trouble, you're dead, asshole!
Jack
A heh-heh-heh-heh.
Axel Foley
Your mother and I think that if the American economy can be billions in debt and still survive, so can you.
Graham Bloomwood
Hegep: Is there anything I can do to please you?
Moses: You can stop living like a king. You're not one.
[singing] Now, I'm the king of the swingers, whoa / The jungle V.I.P. / I've reached the top and had to stop / And that's what's botherin' me / I wanna be a man, Man Cub / And stroll right into town / And be just like the other men / I'm tired of monkeyin' around.
King Louie
