You cant keep people back that refuse to be kept back.

Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter

Sha-zam.

Foxxy Cleopatra

Rob Hawkins: Come on. Admit it, you *are* gonna miss me a little... right?
Beth McIntyre: Oh... Yeah, well...
Rob Hawkins: OK. Yeah. Alright. Alright. Well, what was I sayin'? We got like three seconds left. Whadd'you wanna say? Whadd'you wanna say? Last thing to the cam.
Beth McIntyre: Um... I had a good day.

I never said I was a golden god... did I?

Russell Hammond

Next time I ask you to marry me, I'm gonna come up with a different way.

Johnny Cash

Maybe some day you forget what it's like to be human and maybe then, it's ok.

Dave Boyle

Some people read because they cannot think for themselves.

Rodmilla

For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune. You were, Erickson, but he didn't know and that's bad enough.

Terence Fletcher

I'm the first man in the door and the last man to leave.

Mike Lowery

Parky: This must be a very exciting moment for you, fighting for the Christmas number one. How's it looking so far?
Billy Mack: Very bad indeed. Blue are outselling me five to one. But I'm hoping for a late surge. And if I reach number one, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.
Parky: Do you mean that?
Billy Mack: Well of course I mean it, Michael. Do you want a preview? You old flirt.
[stands in front of Parky and flashes at him]
Parky: *That'll* never make number one!

Holy crap balls.

Flint Lockwood

Adam: Cheers. (Taps date's wine glass)
Lucy: Oh thank you.
Adam and Lucy (Go to kiss, bangs head together instead): Oww.
Lucy: I'm so sorry. That was such a fail on my part. Wait, can we, I can do better than that, can we try again?
Adam: Sure. Mulligan. Let's, why don't we... (sit down on couch and start making out)
Lucy: Oh my god, this is happening, this is really happening, you're touching me...
Adam: Maybe we don't need to talk about everything.

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