[runs into a glass wall] Ow, That's gonna leave a mark.

Tommy

Capt. Vasili Borodin: Torpedo impact, 20 seconds.
Captain Ramius: What books?
Jack Ryan: Pardon me?
Captain Ramius: What books did you write?
Jack Ryan: I wrote a biography of, of Admiral Halsey, called "The Fighting Sailor," about, uh, naval combat tactics...
Captain Ramius: I know this book!
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Torpedo impact...
Captain Ramius: Your conclusions were all wrong, Ryan...
Capt. Vasili Borodin: ...10 seconds.
Captain Ramius: ...Halsey acted stupidly.

Stephanie: If you want to live here, you have to get along wit Greg.
Jimmy Smith Jr: He started.
Stephanie: You can't fuck this up for me baby, you just can't.
Jimmy Smith Jr: Whatever.

I'm in.

MacGruber
  • Permalink: I'm in.
  • Rating: Unrated

I can convince anyone of anything. I once convinced a man that a warehouse was the Federal Reserve. So I'm good.

Nicky

That's a thick ass door!

Charlie Wilson

I can give more than I take.

Clark Kent

Ray Kinsella: Don't we need a catcher?
Shoeless Joe Jackson: Not if you get it near the plate we don't.

Alfred Pennyworth: Miss Vale telephoned. She was rather concerned. Dare I suggest that your present course of action might only strengthen her resolve. She is quite tenacious.
Bruce Wayne: You're right about that.
Alfred Pennyworth: And if I may say so, quite special. Perhaps you could try telling her the truth.

Jenko: Oh, hey, look, there's Korean Jesus.
Captain Dickson: It's Vietnamese Jesus now, you racist motherfucker.

Why did you shoot those puppies, John?

Police Chief

I hate mummies. They never play fair.

Jonathan Carnahan

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