Hank McCoy / Beast: You have no idea what I'd give to feel...
[Both answer]
Hank McCoy / Beast: Normal.
Raven Darkholme / Mystique: Normal.

T.S. Quint: You should see yourself right now - a grown man with his hand down his pants.
Brodie: Yeah, I probably look like my old man.

Michael: What kind of beer would you like?
Linda: What? I don't know. I don't care. Any kind.
Michael: I'll get you a Rolling Rock.
Linda: Okay.
Michael: It's a good beer, it's the best around.

[to newsreel camera] And I promise you I'll never desert you again because after 'Salome' we'll make another picture and another picture. You see, this is my life! It always will be! Nothing else! Just us, the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark!... All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

Norma Desmond

This is what I've seen in the four weeks since infection. People killing people. Which is much what I saw in the four weeks before infection, and the four weeks before that, and before that, and as far back as I care to remember. People killing people. Which to my mind, puts us in a state of normality right now.

Major Henry West

Reese Houser: All right, All right, All right!
Cassidy Spilker: Here we go!
Ryan Shoos: [trailing behind and fumbling with camera] Can I get some stealth here please?

Dan Foreman: This is fine, this is fine. That means, when he's 21, ill be... 72.
Ann Foreman: 73.
Dan Foreman: 72.
Ann Foreman: 73.
Dan Foreman: Holy crap.

Rafael: Fun, right?
Blu: Yea. Fun.
Rafael: Flying is not what you think up here, it's what you feel in here [pointing to Blu's heart].
Rafael: And when you feel the rhythm of your heart, you fly. [Takes off flying] Woo-hoo-hoo!

I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the fuck out.

Padre Benito del Toro

Ethel: How long have you been a smoker?
Margot: 22 years.
Ethel: Well I think you should quit.

Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!


Handle with care, fellas. I'm valuable property.

Roger Thornhill

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