Max Drummer: This is it? This is your team?
Trench: Short notice.
Max Drummer: [looks at Yin Yang] Very short.

Indiana Jones: Stay behind me, Short Round. Step where I step, and don't touch anything.
Short Round: I step where you step! I touch nothing!

Mozart: I actually threw the score on the fire, he made me so angry.
Salieri: You burned the score?
Mozart: No, no. My wife took it out in time.

Hey Tom, what's the rumpus?

Mink

Your father would be ashamed of you.

Rachel Dawes

I should warn you - I've always been attracted to older women.

Captain Picard

I don't think you guys realizes this but this country is now at war.

Dave Karnes

I'm Opal, from the BBC!

Opal

Lena: Hey, how did your suckumentary turn out?
Tibby: Uh... uh... well, it actually evolved into something quite different than I expected, so...
Bridget: What are you gonna call it?
Tibby: [thinking] Hmmmm... Bailey.

Arley: Sit down, I want to talk to you.
Trevor McKenney: You want to lie to me.

[Monkey slaps Larry on the head, Larry retaliates] Lawrence, who's evolved?

Teddy Roosevelt

Some lives will always matter more than others...

Balem

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