Green Lantern: Don't worry Superman, I'll get you out of there
Green Lantern: Oh my gosh, my hands are stuck. My legs are stuck as well.
Superman: I super hate you.
Chief Fireman: Who's the leader?
Johnny Storm: That would be me!
Chief Fireman: No, really.
Mac Carter: [seeing tyler teaching a bunch of people the dance he and Nora made up] Man, what is this?
Tyler Gage: It's part of my community service
I always wanted to try this...Donatello
You on the motorcycle... You two girls... tell your friends.Elwood
Jay: You know, I hear pregnant women can have sex until their third trimester.
Bethany: I'll keep that in mind.
Mary: Hey, you want to go upstairs and watch SportsCenter?
Ted: No, I think I'm just going to quit while I'm ahead.
Mary: You're not that far ahead, Ted.
Blanche DuBois: I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.
Mitch: I guess we must strike you as being a pretty rough bunch.
Blanche DuBois: I'm very adaptable to circumstances.
Grace: It's weird. I woke up this morning and I swear my boobs felt bigger. Do they look bigger to you?
Dr. Willoughby: Do you actually believe that after the way you've just behaved that I would even consider recommending you for admission?
Kumar: No. I'm gonna be honest with you. The only reason I'm applying is so my dad will keep paying for my apartment. I really don't have a desire to go to med school.
Dr. Willoughby: But you have perfect MCAT scores!
Kumar: Yeeeah, just cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.Jack Byrnes
It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles.Captain Miller