Joe Gould: I got you another fight
Jim Braddock: Ha ha, go to hell.
Who cares if I've had a few little nips and tucks? God didn't make plastic surgeons so they could starve!G.G. Sparrow
Miles Darby: I left my G-4 at home.
Tyler Gage: [coughing] It's in his bag.
Augustus Waters: What's your name?
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Hazel
Augustus Waters: No, your full name
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Hazel Grace Lancaster
Fluff and fold, buddy. Soon as I make it really big, I'm going fluff and fold.Kirby
[C.D. is helping Chris with his first letter to Roxanne]
C.D. Bales: Let's take a look at that letter...
Chris McConnell: I think it's really good!
C.D. Bales: "Dear Roxanne, how's it going? Want to have a drink sometime? If you do, check this box."
Morgan Philip: You know they always say guys only have one thing on their mind.
Giselle: And whatâ€™s that?
Morgan Philip: I don't know. No one will tell me.
Oh, you federally fucked now.Alonzo Harris
Ulysses Everett McGill: Pete's cousin turned us in for the bounty.
Pete: The hell you say! Wash is kin!
Washington Hogwallop: Sorry, Pete, I know we're kin, but they got this depression on. I got to do for me and mine.
Pete: I'm gonna kill you, Judas Iscariot Hogwallop!
Wow! Since when did you become the physical type.Griff Tannen
Die, Jedi dogs. Oh... what did I say?C-3PO
Princess Leia: Let go.
Han Solo: Shhh.
Princess Leia: Let go, please.
Han Solo: Don't get excited.
Princess Leia: Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.
Han Solo: Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.