Make sure we follow the rules.


I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.

Mr. Garrison

I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose...


I like your style, doc.

Ron Woodroof

Willy Wonka: My name is Willy Wonka.
Veruca Salt: Then shouldn't you be up there?
[points to stage]
Willy Wonka: Well, I couldn't very well watch the show from up there, now, could I, little girl?

Joanne Herring: Why is Congress saying one thing and doing nothing?
Charlie Wilson: Well, tradition mostly.

You finally got laid properly, I'm so proud.

Louise Sawyer

[chains the Chimera] What are you waiting for? Burn me!


Trudy Chacon: Yeah, you know what that is.
Trudy Chacon: Down, all the way down.

Anakin Skywalker: Master Windu, I must talk to you.
Mace Windu: Skywalker. We have just received word that Obi-Wan has destroyed General Grievous. We're on our way to make sure the Chancellor returns emergency powers back to the Senate.

Watto: I want to see your spaceship the moment the race is over.
Qui-Gon Jinn: Patience, my blue friend.

I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.

Dr. Lester

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