Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?
Metatron: Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.
Tai Lung: What are you going to do, sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.
Han Solo: Who are you?
Princess Leia: Someone who loves you.
Anna: Why is the sex so important?
Larry: Because I'm a fucking caveman!
Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter.
[about keeping her virginity] You see how picky I am about my shoes ... and they only go on my feet!Cher
Vinny Gambini: Does that freight train come through here at 5:00 A.M. every morning?
Hotel Clerk: No, sir, it's very unusual.
Vinny Gambini: [the next day, after Vinny was awakened by the train] Yesterday you told me that freight train hardly ever comes through here at 5:00 A.M. in the morning.
Hotel Clerk: I know. She's supposed to come through at ten after 4:00.
Frodo: [after destroying the Ring] I can see the Shire. The Brandywine River. Bag End. The Lights in the Party Tree.
Sam: Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I were to marry someone, it would have been her. It would have been her.
Frodo: [leans over and hugs him] I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.
Bruce: All right, anyone else? Hello, how 'bout you, mate? What's your problem?
Marlin: Me? I don't... I don't have a problem.
Bruce: Oh. Okay...
And now people. And now people. When I woke up this morning, I heard a disturbing sound. I said when I woke up this morning, I heard a disturbing sound. What I heard was the jingle-jangle of a thousand lost souls, departed from this life.Reverend Cleophus James
And tonight, you're gonna break your one rule...The Joker