Jimmy: Are you married?
Wendy Savage: No... but my boyfriend is.

[to Kid] You know, I was pissed off at my mom for not telling me about you, but I can see she was right about you.


Charlotte Palmer: Oh, if only this rain would stop!
Mr. Palmer: If only you would stop.

Disneyland? Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland!


Le Chiffre: You've changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I do hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire?
James Bond: A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.

What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.


Ray Kinsella: Fifty years ago, for five minutes you came within... y-you came this close. It would KILL some men to get so close to their dream and not touch it. God, they'd consider it a tragedy.
Dr. Archibald "Moonlight" Graham: Son, if I'd only gotten to be a doctor for five minutes... now that would have been a tragedy

Steven: You know, my brother is a speech therapist.
Chip Douglas: Tho?

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Our evil plan is working.

Riley Poole

Willy Wonka: Why, I believe they're going to treat us to a little song. It is quite a special occasion, of course. They haven't had a fresh audience in many a moon.
Oompa Loompa: [Oompa Loompas sing] Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, a great big greedy nincompoop / Augustus Gloop, so big and vile, so greedy, foul, and infantile...

Dante Slate, Jr.: I got a copy that wants an official rematch, they'll pay you a hundred grand!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Well, I can't be in the same room as that guy. It's not worth it.
Dante Slate, Jr.: The hell you mean, it ain't worth it? I'm looking at your house!

They called you 'Sugar', 'cause you liked to give it out... so sweet.

Ed Exley

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